This is our buddy, Roy.
The Reverend Roy, actually.
Soon to be the Reverend Doctor.
Despite what you may think, he's not that tall.
I'm just short.
And despite what I think, his Doctorate doesn't mean I'll get allergy medicine for free.
I can't believe he'd get his Doctorate and NOT get the kind that would get
me his friends some danged prescription strength sniffy nose, itchy eye bidness.