Me: Hey -- it's me. Do you have any of those zucchini from your garden left at the store?
Maria: Sure do. One monster one. You want it?
Me: Yeah, if you don't mind.
Maria. It's really big.
Me: Well, you know that's how I like 'em!
I proceeded to the store.
And immediately looked around for a car seat to put this baby in!
I figured I'd better shoot it next to something to demonstrate scale, but I couldn't find a Shetland pony.
Thanks, 'Ria -- it (or at least half of it) was delicious!
And maybe next time? I'll take you seriously when you say somethin' is big. ;-)