When Sarah and Greener (HI, SARAH! HI, GREENER!) roadtripped to Yellowstone to visit Sarah's park ranger/brother, John, (HI, JOHN!) Sarah said to Greener, "I just want to see a bear doing jazz hands."
A few days later, the girls made the obligatory trip to the park's obligatory gift shop.
There, they found the most un-obligatory thing you'd expect.
Apparently, bears really DO do jazz hands.